Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 06, 2017
"Rat, the Court Reporter" Man: Counselor, I object to your characterization of the evidence. Counselor: Outrageous. This entire line of questioning is offensive. Man: Offensive? Mr. Court Reporter, please read the last few minutes back to me. Rat: 'The two @$$#@&#$ are arguing.' And then they fired me.