Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 31, 2016
Rat: What are you doing, tonight? Goat: I'm gonna get into my warm bed and read this new book I got for Christmas. Or instead of doing that, I might go out in the cold and stay up late with strangers who are fighting and throwing up, so I can stare at the clock at 11:59 P.M. and pretend that midnight changes everything. Rat: You left out the funny glasses. Goat: Oh, look. It's bedtime.