Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 05, 2016
Goat: Pig, this is my friend, Pete. He's a Pi Kappa Gamma, just like I was in college. Want to go to lunch with us? Pig: Oh, don't talk to me about food. It's torture. I'm trying to lose weight. Goat: What would you rather talk about? Pig: Anything...your friend...what fraternity did you say he's in? Goat: Pete's a Pi. Pig: Ahhhh!! With pepperoni and olives!! Pete: What's happening here? Goat: I never know.