Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 09, 2016
Woman: How are you doing, Pig? Pig: Not good Marie. There's a giant sump that drains the water for our entire city. And when the city inspector went down to look at it, he saw that it was all yellow with rust and had to be replaced. Woman: How does that affect you? Pig: The house Rat and I live in is right on top of it. So they're gonna have to tear down our house. Woman: Oh, no. What about Goat's house? And Zebra's house? Pig: They're gonna have to tear those down, too. Woman: So you all live on top of this sump thing? Pig: Yep. We all live on a yellow sump, Marie. Rat: Ringo wanted to beat you personally.