Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 06, 2016
Rat: Where you going tonight, Pig? Pig: I'm taking my girlfriend Pigita to get peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and chocolate milk and see animated movies. Rat: Pig, You're an adult. You need to take your date to adult things. Pig: Oh. Okay I'll do that. Goat: Do what? Pig: Take my girlfriend to drink adult beverages and see adult films. Goat: Somehow I blame you. Pig: Hey, Pigita, instead of that cartoon let's see an adult film.