Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 02, 2016
"Fifty Shades of Green 'You is smell gud,' say Larry. 'And you smoove curves. Me luv dem' 'You. Are. Mine,' growl Larry. 'And me gonna run my mouf all over you body parts.'" Alligator: Must you talk so much every time we get a bucket of chicken? Larry: Wife no unnerstand me.