Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 20, 2016
Zebra: What's on your sweater, Pig? Pig: A meandering body of water. It goes right over the seams. Zebra: Who made it? Pig: A seamstress I know. She used a steam-powered sewing machine. But when I picked it up, she looked worried about something. Rat: What are you talking about? Pig: The steamed-seamed stream seamstress seemed stressed. Rat: Have you nothing better to do?