Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 06, 2016
Pig: Hey neighbor Nancy, how goes it? Nancy;Not well, my uncle just wrote his last will and testament and before I'm allowed to inherit money, I have to be weighed to make sure I'm not fat. Pig: Someone's gonna weigh you? Nancy: Yep, just like in his prior will. and the one before that. Pig: So where there's a will there's a weigh? Nancy:You're weigh out of control.