Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 03, 2016
September 02, 2016
September 04, 2016
Goat: You know, Rat, you're a little obnoxious to be around sometimes.
Rat: If you think it's hard for you to imagine how hard it is for me.
Goat: I'm not sure whether to console you or to flee.
Rat Flee. With my kind, always flee.
A flea and a fly in a flueWere imprisoned, so what could they do?Said the fly, “let us flee!”“Let us fly!” said the flea.So they flew through a flaw in the flue.