Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 26, 2016
Rat: Goat, I'd like you to meet Eddie. He's a writer, but nobody ever reads what he writes. Goat: Well, that's a pessimistic assessment. I'm sure you have at least a few readers. What do you write? Man: The terms and conditions in your Apple software agreement. Goat: Oh. Man: Please stop just clicking 'Agree'.