Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 27, 2016
Woman: Can I help you? Rat: Hello, ma'am. I'm running for President and I'd like your vote. Woman: I'm not big on voting. Rat: Do you like going to the movies? Woman: Yeah. Why? Rat: Because voting is like going to the movies. You suspend your disbelief and hope what comes next doesn't suck. Woman: You're really not helping. Rat: Oh, and they're both filled with ridiculous fantasy.