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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 19, 2016
Goat: Hey, Benny the Beach Bum. How goes it? Benny: Good. Just sitting here on the beach. Goat: Don't you ever have any ambition to do anything? Benny: Like what? Goat: Like getting a job. Benny: Why? Goat: To make money. Benny: Why? Goat: So you can build up your savings and one day retire. Benny: Why? Goat: So you can do whatever you want...you know. Relax, hang out. Sit on the beach. You're the most brilliant human alive.
Can someone explain why Paris Goat needed to put on trunks?