Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 19, 2016
Goat: Hey, Benny the Beach Bum. How goes it? Benny: Good. Just sitting here on the beach. Goat: Don't you ever have any ambition to do anything? Benny: Like what? Goat: Like getting a job. Benny: Why? Goat: To make money. Benny: Why? Goat: So you can build up your savings and one day retire. Benny: Why? Goat: So you can do whatever you want...you know. Relax, hang out. Sit on the beach. You're the most brilliant human alive.