Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 17, 2016
Goat: What's the matter, pig? Pig: This baseball card dealer has given me the burden of taking care of his 1909 Honus Wagner Card. It's a huge responsibility. Goat: So why are you doing it? Pig: Because he pays me. And if I do a good job. I'll get an extra check at the end of the year. Goat: So it's a honus onus bonus? Rat: A new lowness.