Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 02, 2016
Rat: You ever notice how some archaeologists get all their knowledge about certain civilizations from gravesites? Goat: Yeah, so? Rat: So I'm gonna be buried with a chicken and a toaster oven. Goat: Good for you. Rat: Did this civilization love toast? Or chickens? Or did the chickens love toast?