Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 28, 2016
May 27, 2016
May 29, 2016
Rat: I want more of everything. And I want it bigger and faster.
Goat: But where does that all end?
Rat: When I've got the ostest of the biggest and the fastest.
Goat: So grammar's a high priority?
Rat: I want the bestest.