Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 10, 2016
Pig: I think that the cause of my death will be a piano falling on my head. Goat: That's interesting. Did you know that 157,000 people from around the world will die on the same day as you? Pig: Wow. Goat: 'Wow'. That's a big number? Pig: Wow, that's a big piano.