Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 02, 2016
Goat: What are you doing, Rat? Rat: Crushing this man between two airline seats as a means of protesting the cramped seating on Amerideltican Airlines. Goat: Why don't you just contact the C.E.O.? Rat: This is the C.E.O. Goat: I'm more delighted than I should be. Rat: If he wants out, charge him a $50 comfort fee.