Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 10, 2016
"Angry Bob was angry. 'There are so many ways to die in this world.' thought Angry Bob. 'And I do not want to die.' So Angry Bob attended a safety seminar at his local fire department and learned about various fire dangers. Like not cleaning your dryers lint screen. And so Bob went home and dutifully cleaned his lint screen. And went to sleep happy. And that night, the discarded lint re-formed itself into Lintzilla. And suffocated Bob in his sleep." Rat: 'So never clean your lint screen.' Goat: Do not tell people that. Pig: There are so many ways to die!