Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 20, 2016
Bob: Dis saddest day of my life, Bob. Burt: Me saddest too, Burt. Bob: And me do nuthin wrong. Burt: Me do nuthin wrong neither. Bob: And now we res lose freedom. Burt: We res got no freedom! Zebra: I should have gotten bars on my windows years ago. Bob: Me want lawyer! Me want lawyer!