Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 04, 2016
March 03, 2016
March 05, 2016
Pig: Oh, wise ass on the hill, what is the key to life?
Wise Ass: Love your fellow man.
Pig; How does one achieve that?
Wise Ass: Live high on a hill, where you don't have to see any of them.
Pig: That seems unfair.