Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 24, 2016
Danny Donkey's girlfriend was angry. So she gave him an ultimatum. "Here," She said, handing him an envelope. "Write down your passion and slip it in here, and in six weeks we'll open the envelop and see if you've taken any concrete steps towards achieving your passion." So Danny donkey did what she asked. But then did nothing. When the six weeks were up, Danny's girlfriend confronted. Sit on the couch and drink beer. Danny's girlfriend left him anyways. Pig: But he pursued his passion! Rat: Life just isn't fair. Goat: Being lazy is not a passion!
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