Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 09, 2016
Goat: I've determined that the internet is besieged by people who just want to vent anonymously. Rat: So? Goat: So to make the internet a kinder place. I've decided to give those people an alternative venue. Person: 'Mad Men' sucks after season five!! Not as satisfying. Goat: Shout louder.