Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 01, 2015
Pig: Hey, Connie cow, want to go with me to neighbor Bob's wedding? I don't have a guest. Connie: Sure, but my udder is significantly larger than normal so I may be uncomfortable. Goat: Hey, Pig, are you going to Neighbor Bob's wedding with anyone/ Pig: Yeah. Just Connie and her significant udder. Connie: No wonder your wife you.