Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 03, 2015
September 02, 2015
September 04, 2015
Fortune Teller: How can I help you?
Rat: If you can tell the future, invest your life savings in all the stocks that will go up tomorrow and you'll never have to work again.
Rat: I've been asked to not return.
We’re all aware of the Amazing Randi, aren’t we?There are no “real” psychics. They would have been found by now.No psychic ever successfully helped in any police case. There may be some that got a lucky shot in the dark (“look near water”) but you only ever hear the one success, not the 99 failures.