Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 21, 2015
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August 22, 2015
Rat; I have a new motto designed to eliminate ninety percent of the problems in people's lives.
Goat: And what's that?
Don't click 'send'
Goat: It scares me when you make sense.
Rat: For extra protection, demolish your keyboard.