Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 17, 2015
Croc Mom: My son junior went off to boarding school today. He's very smart and it's a great school. Croc Woman: What's your husband Larry think about that? Croc Mom: Well, he's always said he looked forward to the day when we'd have the house to ourselves again. Croc Woman: So what's Larry doing? Is he celebrating?