Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 19, 2015
Rat: Do you think the government wastes money? Goat: I think the Government does many good things. Pig: Guys! Guys! I just got the U.S. Government's 2014 guide to roasting marshmallows! Rat: Like saving us from marshmallows? Pig: Hey, did you know fire can hurt you?