Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 08, 2015
Goat: What would you change if you could go back in time and change anything? The outcome of a war? The existence of an empire? The demise of a civilization? Pig: I guess I'd always go back five minutes. Goat; Why five minutes? Pig: So I could eat the same nachos forever. Goat: Maybe you could think bigger. Pig: Oh, I'll get bigger.