Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 06, 2015
Waitress: Before I take your orders, do any of you have any dietary restrictions? Rat: Yeah, I"m not gluten-free and I'm not lactose-intollerant. Waitress: Well, get a load of this weirdo. Cook: We have nothing to offer you, sir. Rat: Non-restricted eaters have rights too!