Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 26, 2015
Rat: Hey, Pig, where were you? Pig: Driving my Chevrolet truck all over town. Rat: How come? Pig: These heavy rains are causing flooding everywhere, so I'm checking on the homes of pals who are out of town. Rat: Which pals? Pig: Goat, neighbor Bob, Steve Levy and his family. Rat: Who's Steve Levy? Pig: My favorite anchor on "Sportscenter." We're friends. Rat: How were the houses Pig: Goat had some flooding, and neighbor Bob's living room carpet was wet. Rat: How about the levys house? Pig: I drove my chevy to the levy's. But the Levys was dry. Rat: Bye bye Mr. Cartooning guy.