Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 22, 2015
Goat: Hey, Pig... I'm taking a poll. Do you believe in creationism or evolution? Pig: Neither. Goat: Why neither? Pig: Because in the time I've been alive, I've become certain of only one thing. Goat: What's that? Pig: That I like donuts. Goat: One vote for donuts. Pig: Who doesn't vote for donuts?