Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 15, 2015
Lessons in morality starring the Insecurasarus. Insecurasarus: Me! The Insecurasaurus wanted to impress his friends. So he used big words. Insecurasarus: Aberation. Abhor. Alacrity. But the were not impressed. So he made lots of money. But they were not impressed. So he dressed in the finest suits. But they were not impressed. So he found shallower friends. Goat: And what exactly is the morality lesson? Rat: That deep friendships hold us back. Pig: Adore me, new shallow friends!