Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2015
Rat: I just go t a condescending email from my boss at the cafe. But I learned from the last time that it's best to let some time pass before responding. Goat: What happened last time? Dear Boss, #@%@# you, you fat, !@#@# tub o' !@#@#. Rat Rat: It affected my raise.