Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 03, 2015
Pig: What are you doing, Rat? Rat: Studying all the world's great religions to try and determine my purpose for being here on this earth. Pig: And what have you learned so far? Rat: That I'd rather be watching Sportscenter. Pig: Ooh. Top plays. Rat: I've found my purpose!