Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 01, 2015
Goat; What are you so happy about? Rat: My football team just won. Goat: Well, it's not your team. You don't own it. Rat: Well, duh... Some rich guy does. Goat; Do you know someone on the team? Rat: No. Not personally. Goat: Do you help them with strategy? Rat: Of course not. Goat: Well, do they give you something if they win? Rat: No. They don't give me anything. Goat: No money? No gifts? NO plaque? Rat: No. Nothing. Goat; So you're cheering because one rich guy's com pay beat another rich guys company? Rat: Some guys you just don't invite to super bowl parties.