Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 16, 2014
Rat: Hey, Victor the Vegan. How goes it? Victor: I condemn thee for putting honey on your toast. Honey is an animal product and you are scum. Rat: Said Victor while sitting on a leather diner stool. Victor: Forgive me, Great Cow in the Sky! Rat: Can he squirt some milk in my coffee?