Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 30, 2014
Pig: Excuse me, Neighbor Bob. But are those your free range chickens that wandered into our garage. Bob: Yeah. Why? Pig: Because they're smoking in there something I can't talk about on the comics page. Bob: Sorry, man. Nothing I can do. They're free range. Pig: They're taking my car, Bob. Bob: They do enjoy a good joyride.