Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 20, 2014
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July 21, 2014
Rat: What are you up to, mister Death?
Death: I was supposed to meet Pig here, but he hasn't arrived yet. Hang on while I voice dial him. Call... Pig!
Phone: Home or mobile?
Death: Call... Pig... Home! Perhaps I worded that poorly.