Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 15, 2013
Rat: Check it out. I got a job writing the jumble in the newspaper. Stephan: I love the jumble! Can I see one? "Jumble Unscramble these six words to mock an overrated cartoonist. 'I'm afraid it's just not there. That can't be.' The doctor says Pastis is missing this bone." Rat: Guess what else the doctor said you're missing. Stephan: Enough.