Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 02, 2013
Penguin 1: Hi! We're your peppy penguin morning greeters! We start your day right by greeting you with a hearty smile, a firm handshake, and a song in our heart! Rat: You ever ring this doorbell before eight a.m. again and I'll feed you fat @#*@#* to a sea lion. Penguin 2: Glad we didn't play the banjo.