Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 28, 2013
Goat: Hi, Pig... I"d like you to meet Shelly... she's from "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals." Pig: Oh, great. Didn't you guys just open a new office downtown? Shelly: We did, despite the city's refusal to give us a permit. But yes, we finally found a legal way to do it. Pig: There's more than one way to skin a cat. I never say the right thing.