Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 14, 2013
Man: Yo, bro. Wassup? You catch that game last night? It was sick. Rat: I'm sorry, but we can't have this discussion. Man: Why not? Rat: Because I"m on the national "Do Not Talk" registry, and you're violating it. Man: Hella wack, bro. Rat: Stop now or you'll be fined.