Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 12, 2013
Pastis: Guys, guys. I have an admission to make. For 12 years, I've been artificially improving the writing of this strip through the purchase and use of H.E.Ds, or "Humor Enhancing Drugs." I'm sorry. I'm ashamed. And I"m sure you have questions. Rat: Can you triple the dosage? Pastis: I'm on plenty already, thanks. Pig: Does "Enhance" mean "Decrease?"