Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 24, 2013
Goat: What are you doing, Rat? Rat: I'm a profession breaker-upper. For a small fee I help people cut ties with their significant other in a way that is both kind and sensitive... Here, have a look. Goat: What a kind and sensitive text. Rat: For extra, I'll throw in profanity.