Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 23, 2013
Burt: Bob! Bob! Look whuh me find. Bob: Whuh ees it, Burt? Burt: It say 'defibilator'. Bob: Ooh. Sound like 'alligator'. Must be for reptiles. Burt: Yeah, but how it work? It have instrukshuns, but too hard to read. Bob: Maybe has audio instrukshuns. Burt: You right. Dis button problee 'Play'...Now where sound come from? Bob: Headphones. Goat: Aren't those devices supposed to SAVE lives? Zebra: In theory. Burt: Whuh instrushuns say, Bob?