Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 07, 2013
Pig: So what's the key to being successful in cycling, Jef the Cyclist? Jef: Nutrition, Pig. Treating the body as the holy temple that it is. Pig: What's that mean? Jef: Low fat. High carb. And not just any cares. You want fruits, vegetables, beans, rice, whole grain breads. Pig: What about protein? Jef: Lean protein only. Like fish, and dark-meat chicken. Half a gram per pound of body weight every day. Pig: Wow. You guys really do treat the body as a temple. Jef: We sure do, Pig... Hey, look over there! Pig: What am I looking at? Jef: Sorry. Thought I saw a bowl of granola.