Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 25, 2013
Pig: Whatcha doing, l'il Guard Duck? Guard Duck: I'm starting a basketball team. Mr. Snuffles is my center. Right now, I'm drilling him on the fine points of strategy and sportsmanship. Mr. Snuffles: Meow. Guard Duck: No, you may not cut an opponent with any kind of hunting knife. He's a slow learner.