Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 10, 2013
Goldfish: From this new fortified base, I shall seek nothing short of world domination. To bend people to my will through the force of personality. And if that fails, through the use of physical force. I want people chanting my name! I want people attesting to my greatness! I want statues of me in every park!! I want to be worshipped by the @#@*@#* masses!!! Pig: I'm regretting buying you that castle. Goldfish: So...how do I get a working cannon?