Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 08, 2013
Goat: Hey, Rat. HOw come you didn't respond to my Facebook message yesterday? Rat: I'm trying to stay away from the internet lately. I want to free up some extra time in my day. Goat: That's great. How much extra time have you found you now have? Rat: Eighteen hours. It makes a difference.