Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 18, 2013
Crocodile mom: Hi, Bob, this is Larry's wife, Patty... I'm afraid I've got some bad news.. Your buddy Larry died. Crocodile Bob: Died? Crocodile mom: I'm afraid so. Now I assume you have a lot of questions, but right now all I can really tell you is that the memorial will be at our house on Friday. Crocodile Bob: Can me juss ask one ting? Crocodile mom: Sure Crocodile Bob: Will dere be free beer? Crocodile mom: Thanks for being there for us, Bob. Crocodile Bob: Whoa. Me not say me going yet.